| Pitchfork | 2 | 15 | 1–45 | Two-handed melee |
| Pole Hook | 7 | 45 | 10–50 | Two-handed melee |
| Pole Hook | 7 | 45 | 10–50 | Two-handed melee |
| Pole Hook | 7 | 45 | 10–50 | Two-handed melee |
| Pool Cue | 1 | 10 | 1–45 | Two-handed melee |
| Pool Cue | 1 | 10 | 1–45 | Two-handed melee |
| Protest Sign - Against Automation | 3 | 1 | 1 | Two-handed melee |
| Protest Sign - Against Automation | 3 | 1 | 1 | Two-handed melee |
| Protest Sign - Ain't a Commie | 3 | 1 | 1 | Two-handed melee |
| Protest Sign - Ain't a Commie | 3 | 1 | 1 | Two-handed melee |
| Protest Sign - Block the Bot | 3 | 1 | 1 | Two-handed melee |
| Protest Sign - Block the Bot | 3 | 1 | 1 | Two-handed melee |
| Protest Sign - Dad Needs Job | 3 | 1 | 1 | Two-handed melee |
| Protest Sign - Dad Needs Job | 3 | 1 | 1 | Two-handed melee |
| Protest Sign - Give Jobs Back | 3 | 1 | 1 | Two-handed melee |
| Protest Sign - Give Jobs Back | 3 | 1 | 1 | Two-handed melee |
| Protest Sign - Jobs | 3 | 1 | 1 | Two-handed melee |
| Protest Sign - Jobs | 3 | 1 | 1 | Two-handed melee |
| Protest Sign - Jobs or Blood | 3 | 1 | 1 | Two-handed melee |
| Protest Sign - Jobs or Blood | 3 | 1 | 1 | Two-handed melee |
| Protest Sign - Men Not Machines | 3 | 1 | 1 | Two-handed melee |
| Protest Sign - Men Not Machines | 3 | 1 | 1 | Two-handed melee |
| Protest Sign - People First | 3 | 1 | 1 | Two-handed melee |
| Protest Sign - People First | 3 | 1 | 1 | Two-handed melee |
| Protest Sign - Want to Work | 3 | 1 | 1 | Two-handed melee |
| Protest Sign - Want to Work | 3 | 1 | 1 | Two-handed melee |
| Sheepsquatch Staff | 12 | 40 | 10–50 | Two-handed melee |
| Shepherd's Crook | 2 | 45 | 10–50 | Two-handed melee |
| Shovel | 6 | 40 | 1–45 | Two-handed melee |
| Shovel | 6 | 40 | 1–45 | Two-handed melee |
| Shovel | 6 | 40 | 1–45 | Two-handed melee |
| Shovel | 6 | 40 | 1–45 | Two-handed melee |
| Sledgehammer | 12 | 40 | 10–50 | Two-handed melee |
| Sledgehammer | 12 | 40 | 10–50 | Two-handed melee |
| Sledgehammer | 12 | 40 | 10–50 | Two-handed melee |
| Sledgehammer | 12 | 40 | 10–50 | Two-handed melee |
| Sledgehammer | 12 | 40 | 10–50 | Two-handed melee |
| Sledgehammer | 12 | 40 | 10–50 | Two-handed melee |
| Sledgehammer | 12 | 40 | 10–50 | Two-handed melee |
| Sledgehammer | 12 | 40 | 10–50 | Two-handed melee |
| Sledgehammer | 12 | 40 | 10–50 | Two-handed melee |
| Sledgehammer | 12 | 40 | 10–50 | Two-handed melee |
| Sledgehammer | 12 | 40 | 10–50 | Two-handed melee |
| Spear | 2 | 40 | 15–45 | Two-handed melee |
| Spear | 2 | 40 | 15–45 | Two-handed melee |
| Spear | 2 | 40 | 15–45 | Two-handed melee |
| Star Clown Smacker | 20 | 70 | 30–50 | Two-handed melee |
| Storm Cutter | 15 | 100 | 30–50 | Two-handed melee |
| Super Sledge | 20 | 70 | 30–50 | Two-handed melee |
| Super Sledge | 20 | 70 | 30–50 | Two-handed melee |