| Depleted Quantum Particle Cell | 0 | 0 | |
| Deputy Badge Backpack Flair | 0.01 | 0 | 0 |
| Desk Fan | 3 | 14 | 4.7 |
| Destroyed CPU | 0 | 0 | |
| Destroyed Induction Coil | 0 | 0 | |
| Destroyed Ion Focus | 0 | 0 | |
| Destroyed Pressure Gauge | 0 | 0 | |
| Detective Case File | 0.25 | 1 | 4 |
| Detonator | 3 | 16 | 5.3 |
| Devil Pheromones | 0 | 0 | |
| Devil's Blood Vial | 0 | 0 | |
| Devil's Blood Vial | 0 | 0 | |
| Devil's Blood Vial | 0 | 0 | |
| Dice Flair | 0.01 | 0 | 0 |
| Diced Vegetable Mix | 0 | 0 | |
| Digested Goo | 0.6 | 24 | 40 |
| Dinky Plushie | 0.01 | 0 | 0 |
| Dinner Fork | 0.2 | 1 | 5 |
| Dinner Plate | 0.6 | 1 | 1.7 |
| Diode | 0 | 0 | |
| Dirt-Filled Jar | 0 | 0 | |
| Dirty Ashtray | 0.6 | 2 | 3.3 |
| Dirty Old Teddy Bear | 1 | 7 | 7 |
| Dirty Pillow | 0.8 | 4 | 5 |
| Dirty Pillow | 0.8 | 4 | 5 |
| Dishrag | 0.2 | 1 | 5 |
| Distress Beacon | 0 | 0 | |
| Dizzy Marshal Mallow Plushie | 0.01 | 0 | 0 |
| Dizzy Toasty Mallow Plushie | 0.01 | 0 | 0 |
| Doctor Dias's Brain | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| Dog Bowl | 0.5 | 1 | 2 |
| Dog Tags | 0.2 | 1 | 5 |
| Dogwood Seed Canister | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Doll | 1.5 | 7 | 4.7 |
| Doll Head | 0.4 | 7 | 17.5 |
| Doll Left Arm | 0.4 | 1 | 2.5 |
| Doll Right Arm | 1 | 7 | 7 |
| Donut Flair | 0.01 | 0 | 0 |
| Doomsday Ward | 0.2 | 3 | 15 |
| Dotted Alotolotl Plushie | 0.01 | 0 | 0 |
| Dotted Axolotl Flair | 0.01 | 0 | 0 |
| Double-Barrel Shotgun Aligned Long Barrel | 1 | 35 | 35 |
| Double-Barrel Shotgun Aligned Sawed-Off Barrel | 1 | 35 | 35 |
| Double-Barrel Shotgun Aligned Short Barrel | 1 | 35 | 35 |
| Double-Barrel Shotgun Bruising Short Stock | 1 | 25 | 25 |
| Double-Barrel Shotgun Calibrated Receiver | 1 | 25 | 25 |
| Double-Barrel Shotgun Comfort Full Stock | 1 | 25 | 25 |
| Double-Barrel Shotgun Forceful Short Stock | 1 | 25 | 25 |
| Double-Barrel Shotgun Full Stock | 1 | 10 | 10 |
| Double-Barrel Shotgun Glow Sights | 1 | 25 | 25 |